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sickeningly ironic how grian’s contraption is called the spider’s nest, what with the whole widow’s curse thing he’s got going on
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk#it was wild#all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong#but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now#there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies#aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you#so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager#the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience
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i'm noticing some themes this season
#i don't watch martyn ren gem or joel#but those are the vibes i've been getting from the fandom#life series#life smp#wild life#wild life smp#trafficblr#grian#mumbo jumbo#mcskizzleman#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#tangotek#inthelittlewood#martyn inthelittlewood#rendog#goodtimeswithscar#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#ldshadowlady#zombiecleo#pearlescentmoon#smajor1995#scott smajor#impulsesv#geminitay#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#bigbst4tz2#koolmathgames.com
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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
#the next line does call it 'the girder-shape of ecstacy' which is also bad but in a more abstract way than the pure horror of beef#wild that this is abt a 9yo's drug trip#children of dune#dune#speaking of how hard it is to write smut#cannot believe these sentences get published lol
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What lovely snails I'm sure nothing bad will happen if you touch th-
#its scott tape get it#sorry about bdubs#also ethos snail's...hole.. (pearl's comment not mine)#scott smajor#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#bigbst4tz2#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#wild life smp#life series#trafficblr#mcyt#my art
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AS I WAS SAYING!!!!!
#genshin impact#venti#fischl#bennett#its so wild whenever the adventure club goes out with venti and gets in deep shit they always wake up and everythings fine!! weird#ohhgghghghg puts them in a jar and shakes them#zilly art
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Everyone loves FNAF music man.. even Michael
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#michael afton#dj music man#security breach#fnaf pizzeria simulator#MICHEAL GETS another W in the pizzaplex!!#I love doing these comics where Vanessa shows Michael around#updates him on everything new in Freddy’s#usually it’s changes he’s not really into#BUT THIS ONE HE IS#Finally the unsung hero of MUSIC MAN is here#he got all the clout#Everyone understands what Michael liked about him now 💜#Think DJ remembers Michael too he knows#also this is so wild but first time seeing Michael’s bag dead on PFF#bag reveal ✨
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Grian in 2021: Let’s put my friends in a minecraft server with three lives and see who lasts longest :)
Grian in 2024: There is a snail following you constantly and if it touches you you die. It can’t be killed or stopped and it reflects damage and tnt back towards you. If you go too far away it teleports and it can burrow through blocks and fly using a propeller. Good luck.
#life series#life series spoilers#wild life#wild life spoilers#like the escalation here is so funny to me#how did we get here
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I'm getting so sick of major female characters in historical media being incredibly feisty, outspoken and public defenders of women's rights with little to no realistic repercussions. Yes it feels like pandering, yes it's unrealistic and takes me out of the story, yes the dialogue almost always rings false - but beyond all that I think it does such a disservice to the women who lived during those periods. I'm not embarrassed of the women in history who didn't use every chance they had to Stick It To The Man. I'm not ashamed of women who were resigned to or enjoyed their lot in life. They weren't letting the side down by not having and representing modern gender ideals. It says a lot about how you view average ordinary women if the idea of one of your main characters behaving like one makes them seem lame and uninteresting to you.
#feminism#media criticism#this doesn't apply to media with large casts of female characters where one or the other is uncommonly outspoken or ahead of her time#and it is dealt with realistically in the setting#im not saying women in the past couldnt be wild and headtsrong and revolutionary#i just think treating it as an essential whenever a female love interest gets added to a historical story about some man is wearing
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Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂
#can we get an F in the chat for my man Vox 😂#I can imagine Vox like crying in his little incel tv room being why won’t Alastor say fuck you to me 🥺#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#alastor#lucifer#hazbin vox#staticradio#radiostatic#sorry this isn’t my usual content but I couldn’t help myself#this show is wild
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Here's the full artwork I did for the upcoming Avatar concert! Thank you for having me🎶
Tour dates and info: https://avatarinconcert.com
#ATLA#avatar#aang#webcomic#vel draws#seeing this art on the metro is rlly nice but also i keep getting jumpscared#but this is me every time i see my art in the wild
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widow
#a bit rough and quickish but i felt like finishing something today#and grian is like the most comfort zone of comfort zones for me to draw#i hope the spider-ish silhouette is readable#trafficblr#grian#wild life smp#i had a job interview today and ill have a trial tomorrow to see if i get it wish me luck o7#my art
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I hope they got that microwave in the break room
Bonus version with different outfit colours:
#wild life smp#inthelittlewood#skizzleman#mumbo jumbo#Mumbo's mug says 1 GOON and Skizz's says 2 GOON (Mumbo has the higher kill count) and Martyn's says IT No.3 (in ref to the end of his video#they all got lightning streaks in their hair cause bride of frankenstein getting resurrected with lightning and bc it looks cool#Mumbo and Skizz are so greyscale then theres Martyn whose just g r e e n#so i tried them all in greyscale but then invert it cause they came back wrong- but I think it looks better with the og colours. I'll find#way to draw the inverted monochrome designs to work just you wait#I love ghost ghoul goons so much. Skizz and Martyn both go 'YOU GOT IT BOSS' in silly voices while Mumbo silently starts stabbing#tw blood#my art
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this is what happens when tav is away
#that tender karlach/lae'zel smoocheroo tho!#turns out all you need to do to get lae'zel and wyll to join the cule is to get them drunk on vampire blood#devora wilde#neil newbon#theo solomon#samantha beart#karlach cliffgate#wyll ravengard#astarion#lae'zel#baldur's gate 3
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i ran out of space
#team bam#wild life smp#trafficblr#traffic smp#life series#jimmy solidarity#goodtimeswithscar#gtws#ldshadowlady#mas memes#i couldn't get this image out of my head
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